Rob … can I just sit you down for a minute and have a chat … I know I’ve mentioned this before, but you know I find it hard to be coherent when you do the lip bite …
Really Maria?
What about when I do this …
 *InsertRobgiggles* How about now Maria …
 Rob so not fair .. I mean what next – will you be adjusting your clothes?
Do you mean like this?
What? Â You want more …?
Oops
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I really don’t know what you are talking about Maria *insertmoregiggles*
Thanks to  Setje and pattinsonlife.
LOL @Maria …… Pure genius! I swore I wouldn’t come back here today, but I had 30 secs to spare and THANK GOD I DID! That was SO worth it! I’ll never get the smile off my face today! (And I’m racing off to see the Twilight Marathon, starting at 4.30pm and I know you think I’m nuts, but I’ve never seen the first 2 on the big screen and I just couldn’t resist ….. but I really am too old for this, I’m kind of exhausted thinking about it!) ….. OK, just one more look then I’m turning of the computer, for real this time!
Oh Sue – I don’t think your nuts – I think I saw Twilight on the big screen about 9 times – I would take anyone … that moment when Rob walks into the cafeteria – now that is what should be given to the Smithsonian! It’s cinematic history! Enjoy and anxious to see what you think.
…..STILL here, Maria….. and yeah, I think I’ll melt when I see him walk into the cafeteria ….. I might have to take a nap when Edward exits in New Moon, though …..get someone to wake me up when we reach Italy…! I’ll let you know how I go ….
Yes well @Sue that’s why Vertigo and I usually go together – one watches the ceiling, one watches the crowd – and one of us knows exactly when Rob comes back onto the screen so we can resume watching 🙂
Have got more solo Rob but will post later – here for you when you get back … after your nap 🙂
PMSL! These are gold Maria ! that tongue! 😛 And I so wish I could go with you and Vertigo to see BD What a blast that would be. You could wake me up when Robs on the screen! 🙂
OMG Maria – This post is priceless. I need to go and have a Twi nap too before the midnight screening and these just aren’t helping at all. He knows exactly what he is doing.
Absolut hilarity. You are more dedicated than me. I’m definitely getting too old and have young kids to attend to in the morn so no midnight sesh for me however, I have tix for Sunday. Eddie had me and will always have me at the majestic cafeteria entrance, then again at the prom dance, then again on entrance in car park New Moon, clock tower, meadow …..
@MichelleC I don’t even know yet when I’m seeing the film … oops yeah I said that out loud. I might also shock you all when I say this but apart from the cafeteria scene – I come completely unstuck whenever I hear – “you don’ t know how long I’ve waited for you”. Yes my dear friends – that is me actually saying something positive about Twilight LOL. Hardwicke’s film is my favourite – the way it was filmed, the tint of the film and the fact that it was believable that Rob may have been 17 …
Maria I agree wholeheartedly Hardwicke’s Twlight is my favourite piece in this saga. Catherine conveyed an intimate love story – the heart of Twilight. For me the werewolves just get in the way and this is the case in New Moon and Eclipse. I would love to see Rob in another tragic love story down the track something along the lines of du Maurier’s Rebecca. Sorry I know that’s a bit retro.
@MichelleC – oh no Rebecca would be really good. I just read a very very scathing review from the UK about BD haven’t decided whether to post or not. They aren’t attacking Rob – but pretty much saying what we suspected re the script.
Oh and this line about the special effects made me laugh “The special effects sequences are equally bad. Unlike the superb werewolf-on-vampire battles in Eclipse, the David Slade-directed third installment, Breaking Dawn’s action scenes are muddled and gloomy. They’re also not particularly easy to take seriously thanks to the wolves speaking with bizarre half-human, half-canine voices that put me in mind of Scooby Doo.”
Oh dear that doesn’t give me any faith since I actually didn’t like Slade’s Eclipse at all.
Oh sweet Maria, how you’re mesmerizing us with your posts and your genious humour… But then again, you’re right. Doesn’t he look llike that? I bet he would love having a few really funny moments, as most really serious people appriciate. Thanks for your posts for the millionth time.