Here is my 12 step program for those of us addicted to Robert Pattinson because I’m sure most of us are happy to remain that way:
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Step1 : We admit that we are powerless over the need to see Rob on a daily basis and that our lives had become unmanageable.
 Step 2: Came to believe that a power greater than ourselves – um that would be Rob – could restore us to sanity.
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Step 3: Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to Rob.
 Step 4: Made a searching of the internet to find every bit of information or picture of Rob possibly available.
Step 5: Admitted to ourselves and to other human beings, especially on RPAU site, Â the exact nature of our addiction (albeit sometimes with a little “too much information”).
Step 6: Were entirely ready to remove all these defects and by this I mean the watermarks on some of his photos, since Rob is perfect (well he’s not but that’s what we love about him).
Step 7: Humbly asked Rob to accept our shortcomings (not that we have any, but just in case).
Step 8: Made a list of all persons we had harmed & became willing to make amends to them all  ie. our friends and family who didn’t see us for days on end while Rob was filming Remember Me.
 Step 9: Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, of course until Rob turned up at Comic-Con and Teen Choice Awards, then its back to making that list again.
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Step 10: Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it – ah yes, that’s right – it’s Rob at Collectormania in 2006 not Comic-Con – lol.
 
Step 11: Sought through prayer & meditation to improve our conscious contact with Rob, praying only for knowledge of his whereabouts while filming Eclipse or maybe some more outtakes.
 Step 12: Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carry this message to Robaholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
Okay anyone willing to be my sponsor?
This is excellent Maria, I love it. Great job putting together this 12 step program for all us Robaholics. I adhere to all the above steps mentioned lol. Absolutely completely happy with remaining addicted to Rob for sure. No known cure for this addiction nor one wanted LOL. Just love the pics you have chosen for the program too, absolutely perfect. Thanks for this great post Maria.
I’ll be your sponsor Maria, if you’ll be mine. However I must state at the outset that I firmly believe that this obsession/addicition has no cure whatsoever and that the rest of the people in our lives just better accept it and get over it.
I feel better now I got that off my chest.
I love your 12 step plan Maria and will be your Sponsor.
I pormise to adhere to all the above but know there is no cure for this obsession / addiction. Completely happy with remaining addicted to Rob.
Just love the pictures of Rob with this post. Thank you!
LOL Maria very funny!!!!!!!! And oh so true!! Yes I too am a proud Robaholic and you and Michelle are my dealers! I will be your sponsor as long you promise to keep dishing out my daily dose of the good stuff and will sometimes have to listen to my rantings (albeit sometimes with a little “too much informationâ€). Hahaha.
Btw those pics were H-O-T and think as Robaholics we should all revisit and revise these 12 steps daily!
Hi my name is Sarah and I’m a Robaholic…… LOL
very funny Maria. Love the pics 🙂
Perfect Maria! I’m in!
Besides, I don’t remember life before Rob.
no ! no! no!
I’m not Robaholic!
I just wanna see RPAU everyday for …news ! I’m shearching for photos in the internet just cause…I love preety faces !
I hate watermarks cause they make photos like s****!
my family and friends know that I have a lot of work and no so much time for them !
just because every photo of Rob is in my collection dosen’t mean that I’m addicted!
the fact that I know every detail for his life dosen’t mean that I have some kind of ..Passion for him!
My little white terrie names Edward dosen’t mean that I have psychosis with my favorite film and it’s just a coincidence that Rob have a ..part in this film !
I told you girls I’m not Robaholic just bring me the white shirt with the long sleeves(you know how have the tying in the back)!!!!
Amen! I will most certainly be your sponsor! I would just like too take this opportunity to thank the lord for creating Mr Robert Pattinson!! all those who are with me, say “hallelujah”! lol
Would that be *hallelujah* by Jeff Buckley – one can only wish!
I was listening to that song today and i thought of Rob (a little embarrassing) Like Rob, it too is beautiful.
LOL @Louise and Fuser.
Maria you have created a safe haven for us to confession our sins about all things Rob!!
i meant confess
*trying to focus on keyboard and not on Rug Rob*
@ Lise-Lou since when is Rob a sin? Did I say that? 😐
LOL @Maria maybe a guilty pleasure then 😉
Im saying Hallelujiah loud and clear too. Rob is very much a guilty pleasure and not a sin although some of the things I think about with regards to him probably are LOL!!